Laughing with a mouth of blood

~ Friday, September 28 ~
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If countries were people, here's how America would have acted under various presidents

  • Harry Truman: Payed people to be his friend
  • Richard Nixon: Punched people in the face if he was asked to by his friends
  • Jimmy Carter: Kept to himself, working on himself
  • Bill Clinton: Went around beating people up for violating his own personal code of ethics
  • George W Bush: Beat people up who might be a threat to him in an alternate universe
  • Barack Obama: Kicked random people in the balls because he felt like it

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